I AM NOT FUCKING PREGNANT

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internetexplorers:

I JUST WANT TO WRAP MYSELF UP IN A THOUSAND FLUFFY PUPPIES

My science teacher used to teach all of his classes morse code until last year because last year he caught two kids cheating on the test and having a conversation across the room in morse code by blinking their eyelids. So he doesn’t teach morse code anymore and those kids have to wear sunglasses when they take tests

lolzpicx:

Soon

I am NOT fucking pregnant.

Can I.. Fuck you in your growler?

Anonymous

Nope. Not my growler, but my butthole.

moving to lofter to get a better url

80 years from now;

Me: //falls//
Granddaughter: GRANDMA ARE YOU OKAY?
Me: //laughs// HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP
Granddaughter: Grandma this isn't the time for your old 2000 jokes!
Me: WATCH OUT WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE
Granddaughter: GRANDMA!
Me: YOLO

peitha:

Here in Russia, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “сука задницу мотыги”, and that translates directly into “my love for you is eternal”, and I think that’s really beautiful.